Teachers’ Corner – Spelling reform
Robert N. Feinstein's parody: Gnormal Pspelling Gnus and gnomes and gnats and such Gnouns with just one G too much Pseudonym and psychedelic P becomes a psurplus relic. Knit and knack and knife and knocked Kneedless Ks are overstocked. Rhubarb, rhetoric and rhyme Should lose an H from thyme to time The irregularities between graphemes (letters) and phonemes (sounds) are a major bone of contention in the linguistic world. Spelling reform has been a hot issue for a few centuries now, in fact, ever since the printing press was introduced. Before that, spelling was based on spoken English. What happened after [...]

